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Post by mrsclean987 on Dec 3, 2007 23:06:52 GMT -5
 hee hee hee hee hee |
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Post by Little Pet Crazy on Dec 3, 2007 23:15:40 GMT -5
hee hee hee hee hee Hope it doesn't do the other like that. Ewww!!! |
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Post by mrsclean987 on Dec 3, 2007 23:29:29 GMT -5
hee hee hee hee hee Hope it doesn't do the other like that. Ewww!!! LOL!!! ;D |
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Post by mrsvalden on Dec 3, 2007 23:30:43 GMT -5
Too funny...on both your parts!! LOL!
Carol
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Post by mrsvalden on Dec 8, 2007 12:50:21 GMT -5
Ok, this is the "Feminie Hygiene Song" by comedian Todd Yohn. I first heard this on The Bob and Tom Show a few years ago (national morning radio show.) I thought it was high-larious!!! But please realize it's about all the commercials for feminine hygiene products on TV. So if that is something that might offend you, then please don't watch. What I found so funny is that my husband has always complained about all these ads. He says, "Don't you women know what's out there? Can't you just look in that section of the store? Why do we have to see all these ads??!!" He hates them!! And I must admit, I used to be really embarrassed when they would come on when I was watching TV with my dad. I would probably still be embarrassed by that.  And in the past year I have seen the worst commercial ever (the one where the girl is catching all the water from a busted water tower in a pad! That was so gross and unnecessary!!) Enjoy.... www.milkandcookies.com/link/24117/detail/Mrs. V (Chatty Carol) |
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Post by mrsvalden on Dec 8, 2007 13:17:20 GMT -5
I'm sure some of you have seen this video before. I've watched it about 100 times, but I still could watch it 100 more. It's what's so hilarious about the whole Dungeons and Dragons thing. People thought it was an evil gathering, but really it was just a bunch of dorks! LOL! My karate brother-in-law played Dungeons and Dragons for YEARS (at least up until about 5 years ago.) And Sensei Hottie was one of the guys he would play with. Oh, this cracks me UP!!! www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk..." "Are there any girls there?" "If there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!!" LOL! Mrs. V (Coughy Carol) |
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Post by Little Pet Crazy on Dec 9, 2007 13:00:35 GMT -5
This is for you Carol
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Good old farts like you!
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Post by mrsvalden on Dec 9, 2007 20:52:30 GMT -5
Laurie, that "poem" was hilarious! You know what's odd? Once today when I logged onto the forum here, the ad at the top of the page was for fart ringtones for your phone! It's like they knew it was me!! LOL!
Anyway...I had to share something that I read with you all. I don't know how many soap opera fans there are on the forum here. I used to watch Another World. That was my one and only soap for years (I watched it during high school, then college, and all the way until it went off the air--I believe that was in the late 90s.) And for any of you who also watched Another World, you will know that it was replaced by the bizarro show Passions. No offense to any Passions fans on here, but I was very upset when it knocked off Another World. Grrr!!!
Well, in the TV Guide, there is a Soap News page, and I just look at it quickly now and then. I still am curious what happens on Days of Our Lives now and then, because I also used to watch it some. Well, this is the story from Passions that I read, and I'm quoting...
"Phillip Jean-marie's Passions character, Vincent, is a killer, tabloid snoop and randy intersexual (the term hermaphrodite is no longer PC) who recently donned female drag and had sex with his own father. On Nov 5, Vincent finds out he's pregnant. Who's the daddy? His pop Julian, or was Vincent sperminated by his uncle Chad back when they were having their down-low affair?"
OMG...there are sooo many bizarre things going on in that storyline, it would take me all night to really talk about them. So I will just leave it at that. Passions has to be the strangest soap opera ever. I gotta give them props for having guts, I guess.
I think that "sperminated" is an awesome word though! LOl
Mrs. V (Carol)
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Post by mrs"e" on Dec 10, 2007 0:45:35 GMT -5
The fart poem was so funny, but my smile was shattered by Carol's post. Where do they come up with this stuff? And who is their target audience?  Does anyone here watch the show? Is it always like that? Oh my! I'm extremely liberal and yet, I'm floored. I need to get out more. Or less. Geez. |
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Post by mrsvalden on Dec 10, 2007 16:33:02 GMT -5
The fart poem was so funny, but my smile was shattered by Carol's post. Where do they come up with this stuff? And who is their target audience? Does anyone here watch the show? Is it always like that? Oh my! I'm extremely liberal and yet, I'm floored. I need to get out more. Or less. Geez. I KNOW!! Pretty disturbing, right? I don't see how that show has lasted this long. And it replaced Another World. That's what really irritates me.  Oh well, that's ok. It broke my soap addiction. Carol Big Ole Butt |
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Post by mrsclean987 on Dec 11, 2007 14:29:20 GMT -5
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Post by mrs"e" on Dec 11, 2007 14:33:35 GMT -5
Those are funny. Are you naked? Hahahahaha. And the pregnant stick figure....love it.
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Post by mrsclean987 on Dec 11, 2007 14:37:58 GMT -5
Those are funny. Are you naked? Hahahahaha. And the pregnant stick figure....love it. Yeah - those were my favorites!!! I pm'd you some more. Yeah - I like that baby pic of Carol too where she's holding the bottle with her feet!! |
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Post by supernova on Dec 11, 2007 20:09:02 GMT -5
Ok, this is the "Feminie Hygiene Song" by comedian Todd Yohn. I first heard this on The Bob and Tom Show a few years ago (national morning radio show.) I thought it was high-larious!!! But please realize it's about all the commercials for feminine hygiene products on TV. So if that is something that might offend you, then please don't watch. What I found so funny is that my husband has always complained about all these ads. He says, "Don't you women know what's out there? Can't you just look in that section of the store? Why do we have to see all these ads??!!" He hates them!! And I must admit, I used to be really embarrassed when they would come on when I was watching TV with my dad. I would probably still be embarrassed by that. And in the past year I have seen the worst commercial ever (the one where the girl is catching all the water from a busted water tower in a pad! That was so gross and unnecessary!!) Enjoy.... www.milkandcookies.com/link/24117/detail/Mrs. V (Chatty Carol) I watched that and that was a LITTLE too much imformation. And diddo. I hate watching the commercials with my dad and try this. TWO OLDER BROTHERS! |
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Post by supernova on Dec 11, 2007 20:14:18 GMT -5
I'm sure some of you have seen this video before. I've watched it about 100 times, but I still could watch it 100 more. It's what's so hilarious about the whole Dungeons and Dragons thing. People thought it was an evil gathering, but really it was just a bunch of dorks! LOL! My karate brother-in-law played Dungeons and Dragons for YEARS (at least up until about 5 years ago.) And Sensei Hottie was one of the guys he would play with. Oh, this cracks me UP!!! www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk..." "Are there any girls there?" "If there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!!" LOL! Mrs. V (Coughy Carol) OMG that is the funnniest thing on EARTH!!! |
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