A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
> at the airport. It was after midnight.
>
> While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
> The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch
> her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
>
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
> bedroom.
>
> The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back, and sure
> enough! There was his wife in bed with another man.
>
> The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
>
> The wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
> when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought for
> you.'
>
> She continued, 'He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your
> Philadelphia Eagles Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid
> for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!'
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
>
> He looked over at the cab driver and said, 'What would you do?'
>
> The cabby replied, 'I'd cover him up with that blanket before he
> catches a cold.'