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Post by redracyma on Aug 1, 2008 17:44:53 GMT -5
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Post by LPS NANA on Aug 1, 2008 22:03:56 GMT -5
OMG I love the first one. Very Unique!!
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Post by mrsvalden on Aug 1, 2008 22:53:54 GMT -5
I was actually thinking of the "Varsity Farting" one for Judy...but you guys are right. All 3 mentioned would be great for her! LOL!!
Love ya, Boodie!!
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Post by mrs"e" on Aug 1, 2008 23:00:08 GMT -5
Several made me think of J-Z. But the one that I would get for Judy would be the 'Varsity Farting' one. Good call, Carol, good call.
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Post by ♥ Kathryn ♥ on Aug 2, 2008 9:57:45 GMT -5
Lol, those cars are awesome, Amy. I especially love the turtle one.
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Post by ♥ Kathryn ♥ on Aug 3, 2008 9:03:23 GMT -5
This one is for Judy.
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Post by mrs"e" on Aug 3, 2008 9:42:11 GMT -5
Ha!
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Post by mrsclean987 on Aug 3, 2008 9:49:55 GMT -5
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Post by ♥ Kathryn ♥ on Aug 3, 2008 9:54:28 GMT -5
Your welcome Judy. ;D Thanks for the Juicyfart. It makes my mouth smell great.
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Post by LPS NANA on Aug 4, 2008 0:09:04 GMT -5
Your welcome Judy. ;D Thanks for the Juicyfart. It makes my mouth smell great. You guys are so funny.
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Post by Little Pet Crazy on Aug 5, 2008 16:31:33 GMT -5
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! AND......THEY VOTE !
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
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Post by Little Pet Crazy on Aug 6, 2008 12:37:19 GMT -5
Here is the perfect drink for you Carol
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Post by mrsvalden on Aug 6, 2008 14:45:52 GMT -5
Hmmm.....fart drink? Is that for real? Does it mean something else in another language? Too funny!!!
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Post by Little Pet Crazy on Aug 16, 2008 10:43:28 GMT -5
Here is a toilet that I would never ever use. Outside Inside Tweety's Prayer
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Post by ♥ Kathryn ♥ on Aug 16, 2008 13:36:43 GMT -5
I have seen that toilet before, Laurie. I would be SO uncomfortable using it. The "Tweety's Prayer" is very cute.
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